Age Before Booty

Published in blunt magazine volume 11 issue 9

It has been said before that when it comes to age, men are like fine wine and women are more like avocados. However I defy any man to deny that at least once in their life they have lusted after a female of the senior persuasion. Forget your MTV culture of amateur porn-making, vagina-flashing, dental floss clad, nubile youth for just a second and entertain the seemingly crazy notion that a woman who is "over the hill" can still in fact be a smokin' piece of ass.

Think less: hagly, liver-spotted, chainsmoking, trackpants-wearing, lesbian-haircutted wench of the house and more: sexually confident, vivacious vixen with all the self-empowerment, know how and pizazz to bring a young foal trembling to his knees with nothing more than a swirl of the lips and a seductive glance. One who has taken hold of the reigns of her appearance rather than left it to the ever cruel, corrosive devices of gravity and time to wither away like flakes of dried up dog turd in the wind.

The differences between the MILF and the non-MILF are subtle yet noticeable.

The term MILF may have only recently been coined by the advent of the American Pie movies but the concept of a sexually desirable 40 plusser is nothing new. Take Judith Light of 'Who's the Boss?' fame for example or blonde bombshell TV mom Suzanne Somers, hell even Golden Girl Blanche was worth a squirt and she was practically an octogenarian! However well groomedness is but one of the strings to the bow of the hot mommy demographic. These are woman who have been there and done the family thing and most certainly do not wish to revisit preggersville, least of all with the likes of a snot-nosed punk like you. Independance is high on the list of the MILF, they want to bang with abandon and will take all the sexually responsibile steps to keep it that way.

Surely with all the headway being made by the womans rights movement in the world today it only stands to reason that by working to eliminate gender inequality and instilling a sense of pride in womankind instead of treating them like the latest Philips all-in-one house appliance we will no doubt see a rise in these highly snackable asses? Viva le girl power! Viva le MILF!